Tom Brady discard the Bieber, wears a ponytail. Which terrible haircut might as well he get following? Stop the presses: Tom Brady has a new hairstyle. Phew, right? Thank goodness he got rid of that ill-advised Bieber haircut and decided to return to his lovely, pulchritudinous self — wait, what?
He has a ponytail now? Good god, man! I know he must be inspired by wife Gisele Bündchen’s fashion risks, but this is one Brady that should keep the style attention all about Gisele, Gisele, Gisele. But if Brady needs to cement his reputation as the man who consistently wears the world’s worst hairstyles (because that definitely trumps three-time Super Bowl champ), let’s help him out. Which absolutely horrible hairstyle should Brady wear next? Vote in our poll below! And who else kind of wishes this post came in paper doll form?